Monday, January 16, 2017

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

I woke up and had a cup of coffee, like normal.  I took a shower and brushed my teeth, like normal.

THEN I REALIZED IT'S MONDAY!  I forgot to weigh in and any real dieter knows that the only weigh in that counts is the one first thing in the morning, completely naked, after using the bathroom, before consuming a single drop of anything.

I went ahead and stepped on the scale and it said 237, which is .5 of a pound up from last week.  But it's also with a belly full of coffee and wet hair.


1 comment:

  1. Definitely after bathroom, completely naked and with not a drop of anything extra in me!!!! Do you think I should get into the practice of spitting before I weigh myself??? I'm serious here!!!!

    Aren't we a bunch of crazy people with our habits!!! But hey it keeps us going!!!!